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January 2, 2005
A Night of Celebrity Sightings
My friend Brian and I started off at the famous Grandma’s Saloon and Grill at 7 Corners, U of M West Bank Campus, for some excitement on a Saturday night. Well excitement was an understatement. We encountered numerous famous people such as Norah Jones, Snoop Dog, Cher, and Marlin Wayans (people that looked identical to the above names). What an eventful night. Cher started off by buying us a drink, seriousy. We were afraid this drink contained the pharmaceutical compound callled Rohypinol, which can causes loss of memory in the event of sexual interactions.
FUPA CASE! Dr. Anderson’s Diet Remedy (showing this pic to people interested in Dieting)
Cher was with a girl who was displaying a serious case of FUPA (please look up definition somewhere else), but she seemed nice. Snoop Dog was displaying a serious case of a stain on his suit; it was rather disturbing. We shook his hand. The night was very interesting, after the dance with Cher…we determined she COULDN’T TURN BACK TIME after that dance. In all reality, she claimed she was an entourage at Estee Lauder somewhere downtown, we didn’t believe her. We think she obtained her makeup from a SCHOUPPPP KICTEN in North Minneapolis. Brian went home with her. ;)
Besides our bartender being an ass to us, we had a great time. I think he discriminates against gay people. Brian thought he had a nice booty. One bartender was trying so hard to be cool. He even had the 1980’s style, his LEVI pants jacked up WAY beyond comfort levels. I’m pretty sure he was about 50 years old and his pants were about 5 sizes too small around his waste and 15 inches too high..similar to a 70 year old lady with her pants jacked up past her FUPA (see above pic)..but he seemed like he was almost cool…
I even manged to get a chicks phone number tonight, Nicole. She is a former wife of some tard (my assumption)…however, her number is 651-489-8554, call her for a good time, I’m pretty sure I won’t be.
All was good tonight. It was a great time, even though I tried accusing McDonalds of false advertising their prices, since they jack them up after midnight each night; however, they had a very tiny disclaimer on the price menu.
Please keep checking back for pictures from tonight. Brian will send me the pics when he gets a chance. Stay tuned. Until then, happy new years.
Posted by ande4192 at January 2, 2005 5:11 AM
Comments
THAT IS FUCKING SICK. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? THEY DONT EVEN LOOK HUMAN ANYMORE BLAINE. FUCKING GROSS. *PUKES*Posted by: Ashley at January 2, 2005 8:18 PM