January 23, 2007

erectile reptile

If an erection lasts for more than 4 hours, consult a doctor. That's the warning that goes along with taking Viagra.

Mozart, an iguana in Belgium, doesn't need any help from Viagra to hold a lengthy erection. He has now had an erection for six days straight. And quite unfortunately, if it doesn't go away on its own, doctors are going to have to take it away themselves... not just the erection, but the whole thing. Poor Mozart may have his penis amputated.

Lucky for him though, losing a penis isn't the end of sex for iguanas. The scaled creatures, like koala bears and komodo dragons, have two penises. Yes, you heard right - two penises. And when they mate, as poor Mozart was when he became permanently erect, they use only one penis at a time. So thanks to his trusty back-up penis, Mozart's sex life isn't over... though he may feel like less of an iguana with only one penis.

Posted by ause0007 at January 23, 2007 9:36 PM