Divide By Zero - a blog by Kamran Ayub

I met this really cool guy named Matt Santana, who I can only assume was born in 1971. He's neat because he sent me a few links that, if clicked, would probably infect my computer with spyware!

mattsantana71: U there? lmuyb
Kamran:  yes?
mattsantana71: ywngcHey subkamrandascg
Kamran:  afkhasfHeyasfasf
mattsantana71: qcnrhHey subkamranpragm
Kamran:  893nasfsaHeyHeya;sfaf33
mattsantana71: fdvfzhow ya been cutie?sjpysmtyjt
Kamran:  asfkafk3352goooood3532kgags
mattsantana71: seiylit's, Shannon!jcgzowanhm
Kamran:  89124ffffOMGRLY-0352fffff
mattsantana71: sdbhgu wanna get together some time this week, with me a girl friendsvrjzxwe can meet somewhere close by for some fun! ;)kabhrymbsc
Kamran:  1dadsaa333yah i really want to that'd352352gggd be cool33fafoef
mattsantana71: qyhcghere is my pic http://www.h%6f%6f%6b-up%73-%72%2d%75%73.%63%6fm do u think i'm cute?podnm
Kamran:  3fjfokay i'll just click a link that will probably infect my computer with lots of malware!sfhasf333
mattsantana71: lrzeetake a look @ our profile http://www.a%64u%6ct%68%6f%6fk%2d%75%70s.n%65%74 rqoah
Kamran:  sha22awesome352d
mattsantana71: wfwdbhere is my pic http://www.%61d%75%6c%74hoo%6b%2d%75p%73%2ene%74 do u think i'm cute?erbeo
Kamran:  38fhfoh yah real cute too bad i cant see it because my computer is all fucked up from the previous links!kasfa333
mattsantana71: kphhktake a look @ our profile http://www.h%6f%6fk-%75p%73%2dr%2dus%2e%63%6f%6d hzljl
Kamran:  883wait you sent me this! i thought this was your pic!fasl333
mattsantana71: hcjottake a look @ our profile http://www.%68%6f%6f%6b-ups%2dr%2du%73%2e%63o%6d zyxdr
Kamran:  ksfhI dont understand why is it two different URLs and why are they URL encoded so that an unassuming horny teenager cant see past your facade?!lksf933
mattsantana71: natfwtake a look @ our profile http://www.%68%6f%6f%6b%2du%70s-r-u%73%2ec%6f%6d zfsrz

There was nothing important after that. It was too bad, I was hoping for a great branching conversation involving the exchange of pictures and email or MySpace pages!