Second Verse, Same As the First, a Little Bit Louder and a Little Bit Worse
Open forum: President Bruininks answers the question of Professor Van Dassow:
Thank you, Professor van Dassow, if only we had more faculty members like you at the University of Minnesota, we might actually be one of the third greatest public universities in the world...
Q: What are the priorities that are going to be used in cutting back the University, Mr. President?
A: Read the strategic positioning document... (Known to many faculty as the Strategic Propaganda Document)
Not an answer, Mr. President.