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Autobiography

I know this one kid named Dallas. He was really good at tether ball in elementary school.
Sunday Silence was really good at racing. Fuck Easy Goer. (See Belmont Stakes 1989)
One time my dad said, "NO RULES!"
I have the current high score in Terminator II pinball at JJ's Laundromat.
Ice is only good on Delta aircraft.
I will take Phoebe Cates to the Grand Chute Legion club some day - preferably on karaoke night (Tuesday).
Do not send me text messages.
Halloween is the only holiday.
I like bowling and jigsaws.
My mom said I was too busy to join Cub Scouts. That made me cry.

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