Fuji-Cola
I heard about this on NPR the other day:
Fujimori to woo Peru with drink
Apparently, the former corrupt leader of Peru thinks that branding a cola after himself will win the hearts and affections of the nation. It's almost refreshing honesty, you know? Instead of pretending to appeal to voters' loftiest ideals, come out clean with the fact that you're really betting on their shallowest of interests.