INT. WILSON LIBRARY BASEMENT - WED. NIGHT
MATT sitting with good, open posture, clearly reflective of having received just as good, if not better, training as his predecessor. His smiles and air of brilliance hide his distraction due to being repeatedly interrupted at attempts trying to make progress on the Patron Address Cleanup project. In an all too familiar interruption a patron approaches.
Can I help you find something sir?
Why yes you can, I have this slip of paper here with call number on it. Could you help me locate these materials?
It's why I'm here Mr.....
Stan, Stan Patron. My friends say I'm a pretty dastardly fellow, or Dard for short. Yes I suppose StanDard Patron will work for this.
Any relation to GeneRic Patron?
Why yes he's my older brother.
You know what this means don't you!?
MATT interupting Stan
We're in a sequel!
But no matter we shall not be doomed to tank. Let's see... Oh yes, these items are Microfiche in the Government Publications.
But how do I look at these "Microfiche"?
It's simple let me show you.
MATT helps Stan locate the materials he's looking for and leads him to the microfilm readers. Giving a quick tutorial seems to only confuse Stan further so a more hands on demonstration is required, taking up the better portion of an hour.
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MATT returing to his desk sets about the Patron Address Cleanup project. Quickly interrupted by GeneRic Patron.
My, you look busy.
MATT looking up from his work
Why yes it has been a very...YOU!
HAHAHA, yes it is me, come to ensure you do not escape with our student and taxpayers money without a fight!
You shall not defeat me. If my predecessor could handle you then so can I!
Then what would you say if I asked about Scanning onto a flash drive? Locating the restrooms? Holding this microfilm for me? Pointing me to a recepticle of snacks and sodas? ...
MATT is frantically handling all these questions when Stan approaches.
Hey um... what do I do with this?
MATT had earlier helped Stan with a type 3 lens. Unfortunately the patron did not come ask for help, but took it upon himself to return the type 3 lens himself!! After a shocked look, Matt informs Stan of his error, yet contemplates what would have happened if he needed to use it past 9 when he closed the basement.
STANDARD PATRON continues
What about where I can get headphones? Is there a water fountain nearby? Have you seen my wallet, or other various lost and found items? What is this Uniprint and how can I use it?
MATT continues to answer all questions as the music crescendos into a high point when...
And let me guess...you want me to make change?
No actually. That is the one thing I haven't needed all night. You have held your ground well tonight. But do not think this is over. Surely your supervisors will ask questions about the events that have transpired, and I pity you for you must explain it to them in a way that makes sense MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
STANDARD PATRON exits stage basement exit.
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