http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cunni161/blog/ Relevant issues in an irrelevant world... en-us 2005-06-09T09:41:15-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cunni161/blog/022993.html O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done, The ship has weather'd every rack, the prize we sought is won, The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting, While follow eyes the steady keel, the... Random Junk cunni161 2005-06-09T09:41:15-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cunni161/blog/022990.html Washington D.C. A new study done by scientists has shown that scientists are somewhat more lax than once thought. In a move worthy of Gabriel Garcia Marquez, the science community has created a full circular structure. The author commented, "It... Irrelevant Relevancy... cunni161 2005-06-09T09:26:44-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cunni161/blog/022988.html Houston, Texas Distarous news has been delivered today as NASA scientists have discovered a Klingon "frost ray" on Saturn's moon Titan. This is being seen as a large setback in the continuing attempts to push back the Klingon invaders. A... Irrelevant Relevancy... cunni161 2005-06-09T09:09:58-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cunni161/blog/022986.html Paris, France The new man is moving on in, and that man is the metrosexual. According to a research group, the modern man is not afraid to wear pink or otherwise "be himself". Pierre Francois Le, managing director of Nelly... Irrelevant Relevancy... cunni161 2005-06-09T08:53:05-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cunni161/blog/022984.html San Francisco, California Shortly after the federal government passed a law allowing federal authorities to prosecute users of medicinal marijuana, user of the drug have declared that they will not stop using anytime soon. Kevin Reed, the president of The... Irrelevant Relevancy... cunni161 2005-06-09T08:30:03-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cunni161/blog/022982.html Moscow, Russia Investigators have found what they are calling a “private morgue”. The home in Moscow that has garnered this title contained the corpses of four people from the same family that were born in three separate generations. A representative... Irrelevant Relevancy... cunni161 2005-06-09T08:13:24-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cunni161/blog/022981.html Jerusalem, Israel Israel’s only Olympic champion has gotten “totally owned” according to thieves who stole the gold and bronze medals which Gal Fridman had won. One of the thieves commented, “Ha! We just totally owned an Olympian! What is he... Irrelevant Relevancy... cunni161 2005-06-09T08:09:26-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cunni161/blog/022979.html Tulsa, Oklahoma The United States constitution is bleeding today after the Tulsa Park and Recreation Board approved a creationist exhibit at the Tulsa Zoo. The constitution has said, “How can the people do this to me? Does no one understand... Irrelevant Relevancy... cunni161 2005-06-09T08:05:06-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cunni161/blog/022978.html Jerusalem, Israel Members of the militant group Islamic Jihad have joined one of the world’s growing crazes: camera phones. An anonymous source from within Islamic Jihad said, “Camera phones are revolutionizing the way that we are able to fight the... Irrelevant Relevancy... cunni161 2005-06-09T07:57:56-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cunni161/blog/022977.html Miami, Florida Cuban refugees were caught fleeing the country for the United States in an amphibious ’49 Mercury taxi. The Cubans in the taxi said that they had simply paid a fair for the taxi and had no idea where... Irrelevant Relevancy... cunni161 2005-06-09T07:54:45-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cunni161/blog/022955.html Harare, Zimbabwe The dead are talking in Zimbabwe as President Robert Mugabe has denied that he is actually dead. The deceased president said, "I'm not actually dead. When did I die and where? You can't prove that I'm dead!". Many... Irrelevant Relevancy... cunni161 2005-06-08T17:13:50-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cunni161/blog/022951.html Saint Paul, Minnesota Reports have been filtering in about a world takeover that has started in Saint Paul, Minnesota. Details are somewhat sketchy at this time as few are even certain who has lead this takeover. Nonetheless, many are hearing... Random Junk cunni161 2005-06-08T16:48:11-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cunni161/blog/022942.html Dortmund, Germany The home of the World Cup of Soccer is experiencing an interesting trend, it is building "sex huts". The huts which are being made so that prostitutes and clients will not disturb the residents of the city. A... Irrelevant Relevancy... cunni161 2005-06-08T15:12:33-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cunni161/blog/022932.html Boston, Massachusetts US officials are claiming that the border between the United States and Canada is "airtight". In fact, it is so airtight that border officials let a man in to the United States with a chainsaw, sword, knife, hatchet... Irrelevant Relevancy... cunni161 2005-06-08T14:43:57-06:00 http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cunni161/blog/022930.html China Hardcore gamer and avid player of Legend of Mir 3 Qui Chengwei was arrested after killing a man who sold a sword for 7,200 yen on the game Legend of Mir 3. Chengwei said, "That bastard took my livelihood!... Irrelevant Relevancy... cunni161 2005-06-08T14:24:12-06:00