To the tune of "the Alphabet Song"
Space bang quote hash dol'r sign percent
Ampersand right quote left paren right paren
0 1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 colon semi-colon left-angle-bracket
Equal sign right-angle-bracket question mark at.
A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N O P
Q R S
T U V
Y and Z
Left bracket backslash right bracket caret
Underscore left-quote a b c d e
f g h i j k l
m n o p q r s t
u v w
x y z
Left brace pipe symbol right brace tilde
Now I know my ascii table
Next time won't you sing with me
They should totally teach my version in kindergarten.
Stay tuned for the Unicode version, except that one has a few more verses.