Ook! Another librarian for Obama
With the US election imminent, I interview the Librarian of Unseen University.
TWiE: Your endorsement of Obama has created quite a stir on this planet and might help swing the election. Were you influenced by Sarah Palin's firing a librarian for refusal to censor library books or for her views on evolution?
TWie: OK, but she would have limited power (you know, like Cheney) unless McCain dies in the next four years. Are you worried that some Christian terrorist would assassinate him to put her in power? Or are there problems with McCain as well?
TWiE: A macaca? But those aren't even apes; they're...
Librarian: Ook. Ook.
TWiE: OK, OK. Moving on to another topic, are you supporting anyone for Patrician?
Librarian: Eek. Ook.
TWiE: OK, thanks for your time. I did have a few more questions, but good luck straightening out Wall Street.