So I bought a bike

Well I believe that this was an unavoidable action, as every day I watched literally hundreds of bikes zipping around as I walked.  I notice that I walk alot in China.  Well now I do not have to.  I was at the Carefore and well there was a bike for sale at the price of 139 RMB, Around 23 US Dollars, Hell yes I will buy that bike my good sir I said to the Chinaman at the counter.  Before I knew it i was the proud new owner of the most amazing and bomb bicycle ever created.  I am now that person that is zipping around the streets, careless in my regard for the lives of the many pedestrians that come across my path.  My bell sounds crazily ring...ring...ring... everyone moves and I pedal on...  Yes the bike was an amazing Idea.  I believe I have a new saying.... T I S ... THIS IS CHINA.  It is amazing and I love it.  Peace and love to all my homies.