Today after all was said and done after a full day of seeing the summer palace, shopping and a kungfu show, Vince, Danny, Blake, Mike and I went to get a massage.
The first thing that happened when we got there was laughter. Not from us, but from the masseuses. I had no idea what was going on. As they kept on talking, I started to realize what they were talking about by concentrating super hard on making use of what Chinese I knew. Fantastic, they were talking about how CUTE Danny and Blake were and how awesome Mike was. Later on I started having a huge conversation with them about how Mike could probably beat all of us in a drinking match and also coincidentally, how he had 2 babies in his stomach. Later on to be corrected by Mike as 3 babies, to which the masseuses all laughed their heads off. They proceeded to talk about small, teach us some Chinese and laugh at applaud Vince every time he spoke Chinese as they massaged our war torn legs from the Great Wall and eventually finishing off with our backs.
This has been a fantastic experience. Props to Mike, Vince, Danny and Blake for holding it down with the ladies.
And now a couple picture highlights.
Tricky disguise. Could of fooled me!
Some patriotic Chinese singing with the Heart to Heart Chorus
Ushpi and Emma in the Summer Palace
An Olympic piss!
Nude business
Kite culture
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