BREAKING NEWS.....
UN TO HOST CONFERENCE ON EAST ASIA NEXT WEEK.
Next week will mark the first time in 50 years that more than 25 world leaders will be present at UN headquarters to discuss the opportunities for advancement in East Asia. Among those in attendance include, Chinese Ambassador Bell, Japenese Ambassador Hanzon, EU Administrator Galatowitsch, UN Administrator Siegel, Secretary of State Dille, and believe it or not, Kim Jon-Il himself. What exactly these individuals plan to discuss is still unknown, however the presence of Jon-Il suggests nuclear negotiations. Then again, souces say that Secretary of State Dille, who takes after his uncle former Secretary of State Donald Rumsfield, is not one known for negotiation. Let's hope these individuals use their time wisely, as the senate is soon to vote on how the US will engage with North Korea.
Stay tuned for more details...
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For anyone who is not familiar with my name, I am Wun Ji-Til, personal media consultant to Kim Jong-Il himself.
It is with the heaviest of hearts that I come to inform all those nations who have plans to attend the upcomming confernce on Southeast Asia that Kim Jong-Il will not be able to attend, as pressing domestic matters require his immediate attention.
However, the President will release a statement before and after the conference affirming his position on said "nuclear proliferation" and other global matters that he sees fit to deal with.
Thank you for your concern.
Posted by: Wun Ji-Til | November 14, 2006 09:55 PM
Dear Wun Ji-Til,
Speaking on the behalf of the European Union, I am very disappointed to hear that Kim Jong-Il is unable to attend the conference. At the EU we believed this was a great opportunity to finally come together and form nuclear negotiations and make the world a safer place to live in for all. We hope that when Kim Jong-Il is ready to confront the world soon and the world will finally be able to be at rest. In the meanwhile, the EU would like to promote direct talk between the two Koreas and the help of the international community to help relieve the tensions in the Korean region. The EU will continue to help the people of North Korea through programs such as the Food Aid and Food Security Programs, which have helped feed and support many people in the region. We would like to remind Kim Jong-Il that he should look out for the good of his country and attend a conference soon to finally make nuclear negotiations. We thank you, Wun J-Til for reporting the news of his absense. We hope he does decide to make negotiations very soon.
Sincerely,
Diane Galatowitsch
Posted by: Diane Galatowitsch | November 14, 2006 11:50 PM