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Senator Victor Eremita has roamed the earth for many moons and was born in a manger sometime between 1950 and 1960, but his birthdate remains concealed by history. He attended college at the university of minnesota simply because their mascot is a gopher.
a gopher.
he got a degree in women's studies and a minor in political science. he joined the latter-day black panthers right out of school, a division of the black panthers that allows for people of all races. after defeating the previous senator in a Tibetan gladiatorial contest to the death, he "won the election" to become Senator of Rhode Island. Some things you may not know about Mr. Eremita: he is a specialist in Chinese orthopedic massage. he was known as "Loc Dog" in the underground Wyoming rap scene. he is one of four people in the state of Rhode Island qualified to handle nuclear waste. the dalai lama wrote his college recommendation. he has a close affinity for fire and rodents. he has a teenage daughter for the sake of having a reason to care about the issue that he simply willed into existence. there was no mother.
If given the choice between going to some sports event, and traveling through the wilderness with some close friends looking for the famed fountain of youth, then he would chose the wilderness adventure because it sounds much more entertaining.
this is the advertisement he requires local stations to run every hour on the hour that he suggests you watch simply to inspire yourself by himself:
http://www.Victor%20Eremita.youaremighty.com/
http://www.Victor%20Eremita.youaremighty.com/
Comments
Senator Emerita,
I was wondering if you had any official statements in response to recent killing of the president's daughter by a drunk driver (see breaking news story from 11/15/06). Any words you have on this story will help me present the whole story.
Sincerely,
Olivia Borges-Nunea
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Posted by: Olivia Borges-Nunez | November 16, 2006 08:19 PM
I would just like to know your stand on the drinking age bill. It seems that you are well educated, and should therefore choose the right way. Don't lower the age, keep it where it is. Save lives senator, don't destroy them.
Posted by: Sgt. Thatcher | November 16, 2006 09:44 PM
Dear Senator Eremita,
Thank you for showing your interest for facts about the damaging effects alcohol can have. The main reason that drinking is so much worse for someone under the age of 21 is that the brain continues to develop into a person's early twenties. Exposure to alcohol during the brain's development is quite harmful and can have irreversible effects on the intellectual capabilities of the individual consuming the alcohol. Although drinking excessively at any age is harmful, it is especially harmful to young people, not only because it causes more damage to the brain than it does at an older age, but also because it forms bad habits that continue into old age that could cause further health problems. Alcohol is also the leading cause of death for people under the age of 21. Every year, almost 2000 people under the age of 21 die in car accidents involving underage drinking. Among college students under the age of 21 alone, 50,000 experience alcohol-related date rape, and 430,000 have been asaulted by another student who has been drinking. Hopefully these statistics prove helpful in your campaign against lowering the drinking age.
Thank you,
Dr. Deale
Posted by: Debra Krein | November 29, 2006 12:43 PM
I would just like to praise you on your efforts to make the harmful effects of alcohol on those under the age of 21 more widely known. It is very important that everyone know just how damaging drinking can be on the developing brain.
Thank you,
Dr. Deale
Posted by: Debra Krein | November 30, 2006 07:34 PM