Pubecent children Drinking? oh Ghastly!
My dear, sweet, fellow Americans,
This is Senator Eremita, and I'm reaching out to you, you beautiful American people, to understand your views on the issues that matter to you most. As I settle behind my new desk with the former incumbent's name on it (soon to be removed), I found myself wanting to know you better, know the issues you care about. And screw North Korea, Iraq, psh, I'm after the meat of the issues you really care about - namely lowering the drinking age! Now I usher you close to me in my 14' biceped arms so I may heed your call. What are your opinions and most importantly, why? I have a bill on this very issue I'm cooking up, but it needs the seasoning of your collective voices.