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February 6, 2005

Dead Chix


My boyfriend at the time in no way could be considered fat. Joe was from Missouri and had inherited a love for food from his state while somehow, against all odds, managing to avoid the high rate of obesity, diabetes, inbreeding and country music appreciation. He just really enjoyed eating. He was shocked to find I had never heard of Chicken in a biscuit. Butchered poultry in a bite sized cracker must be a southern thing. I found the concept of dead chickens haunting the inside of a Nabisco cracker more frightening than the actual wafer of grain itself. Ive never been one for eating foods like water melon or cherries where you had to expend extra work removing the seeds or pit from your mouth. So an even more disturbing thought was that eating these crackers may involve picking feathers out of my teeth.

Posted by droz0008 at February 6, 2005 3:24 PM | Ex Files

Comments

where do you come up with this stuff?

Posted by: amanda at February 6, 2005 8:23 PM

You haven't heard of Chicken in a biscut?! We even ate those in Madison...They're actually really good. You should get some. Like, right now. Ooh, and another good kind of cracker are Kashi's TLC (Tasty Little Crackers). They are yummy! (and they sell them at your local C^3 store. So that leaves you...29 minutes to go and get them. Ok, go.

Posted by: Gregory at February 6, 2005 11:32 PM

Mike:
I love you and I miss you so much! London is amazing, but whenever I feel empty inside, I log on to your blog and feel instant gratification. Yes, that's sad, but you are so funny, it hurts. I almost peed my pants the other day. Keep up the good work. Muah!!!

Posted by: Danielle at February 7, 2005 5:20 PM

Mike:
I love you and I miss you so much! London is amazing, but whenever I feel empty inside, I log on to your blog and feel instant gratification. Yes, that's sad, but you are so funny, it hurts. I almost peed my pants the other day. Keep up the good work. Muah!!!

Posted by: Danielle at February 7, 2005 5:44 PM

eating is fun! oink oink

Posted by: loverboy at February 10, 2005 7:58 PM

I was just looking around the web when i remembered chicken in a buscut. but I could'nt remember what they where for the life of me. Thank you for reminding me what they where, i can now continue my life happily

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