November 9, 2004

Ashcroft's resignation

"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved." - J. Ashcroft, on resigning

We won! This is the best news that I've heard lately. No more crime and no more terrorism. Wait a second, weren't we supposed to be very afraid last week so we'd vote for Bush, but now it's okay? I just can't keep up.

Posted by duver001 at November 9, 2004 7:49 PM