November 11, 2004

Update on the 4th of July

So we have the following people who are unable to attend:

  • George Clinton, "does not perform at private functions"
  • Bill Clinton, "is fully booked for the July 4th holiday"
  • Ronald Reagan, "has passed away"
  • Tiny Tim, "has passed away"
  • Tony Blair, "is not anticipating being in the United States during early July, 2005"

    Darn!

    Posted by duver001 at November 11, 2004 2:02 AM