January 9, 2005

Success in Iraq!

Good news on all fronts in the Iraq war. Victory is certain! Bad news? Nonsense, there's no such thing. Fair, democratic elections in almost half of Iraq will show the world. Elections! Guess we'll get a second Shiite fundamentalist state in the region. But without Judeo-Christian values? Will it matter?

At least the US is planning on using death squads in Iraq. Oh! Oops, guess they are. Negroponte is on the job!

Furthermore, there is justice now in Iraq. Murder an Iraqi civilian and get six months in prison. Plus a pay cut!

Posted by duver001 at January 9, 2005 4:11 PM