Well, the United Church of Christ is accepting of the Spongebob anyway. News story at the UCC website. You know, sarcasm does have its limits I'm afraid. Will accepting Spongebob, Clifford the Red Dog, Tinky-Winky, Barney, and Big Bird help the United Church of Chirst? Help them recruit kindergarteners? Gay people? People sick and tired of the fascist loons who normally "represent" Christianity?