October 3, 2006

Gamble with logic and lose

"Gambling is a serious addiction that undermines the family, dashes dreams and frays the fabric of society," said Bill Frist, Senate Majority Leader.

"Except for Indian Casinos, thank you for your contributions. And state lotteries. Gotta keep those colored folks from learning math or we'll have to raise taxes! Oh, and Vegas Casinos, they donate money to the GOP also. And the stock markets of course, they aren't really gambling if someone tells you to get your money out of Enron before the news appears. And insurance? Nope, the insurance industry is one of the largest financial supporters of the Republican party," said Bill Frist, Senate Majority Leader, to himself.

Oh, I almost forgot, Frist also noted that the Afghan War is lost and suggested that the Taliban be invited into the government.

Posted by duver001 at October 3, 2006 12:42 PM