Epistaxis

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

Half of this doesn't apply to me:

Despite striking an imposing figure with your great height and good looks, your speeches were pompous to the point of incomprehensibility.

But I do enjoy fairy-tale castles and electric lights. I've also considered beheading my brother, but I decided it wouldn't make an appreciable difference in his personality.