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October 28, 2007

Nobel laureates say the darnedest things

As you've probably heard, Jim Watson, co-discoverer of the double-helix structure of DNA (with Francis Crick and really with Rosalind Franklin too), said a not-nice thing:

He says that he is “inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa� because “all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours – whereas all the testing says not really�, and I know that this “hot potato� is going to be difficult to address. His hope is that everyone is equal, but he counters that “people who have to deal with black employees find this not true�.

He's canceled or been disinvited from several speaking engagements, and recently resigned from his chancellorship at Cold Spring Harbor, the research megafacility he built. On my bookshelf, his bobblehead is now humbled before a plush Alphonse Mephisto (with Kevin!). Watson has been saying silly things for years - for example, he once speculated, on scanty, barely suggestive evidence, that dark skin color is associated with increased libido:

Is this the explanation for the term "Latin lover," and can it explain why the pale faced British descend on Spain in the summer? Does it explain why people from Scandinavian countries seem to enjoy nudist camps?

It is fair to say that at this point in the lecture most of the audience began to prickle at the tone of the argument.

He's not the first renowned scientist to express stupid opinions. There's an interesting article in tomorrow's NY TImes about this phenomenon:

Kary Mullis, after grabbing a piece of the 1993 Nobel Prize in Chemistry, dove head first off the platform, expounding on the virtues of LSD and astrology and expressing his doubts about global warming, the ozone hole, and H.I.V. as the cause of AIDS. On the latter point he was following the lead of Peter Duesberg, a molecular and cell biologist at the University of California, Berkeley, and member of the National Academy of Sciences, who still insists that AIDS is caused by recreational drug use and even by one of the pharmaceuticals used for treatment.

Now, Mullis is no surprise. Popular opinion (among fellow scientists who haven't won their own Nobel) is he's just a surfer who had one good idea and made it big. He openly credits LSD with helping him think of polymerase chain reaction (PCR) technology, and I wouldn't be surprised if his horoscope tipped him off too. Meanwhile, Duesberg is only really known for his far-out, probably dangerous, views on AIDS - in tandem with his creds as a biologist. But there are other examples the article doesn't mention, like William Shockley, who helped invent the transistor, and went on to do what he felt was much more important: advocate eugenics.

One pessimistic explanation is that the huge (relative) recognition conferred by top scientific awards goes straight to decent people's heads and corrupts them, so they start spouting nonsense because they think everything that comes out of their mouths is gold (and there are always people around to write it down). Another possibility, which might be even more pessimistic or it might not, is that some scientists consistently spit out crazy speculations throughout their lives, and after one of those things turns out to be right, people bother to listen to the rest. Both fit with this sad observation:

“In contrast to composers,� Dr. Rees observed, “there are few scientists whose last works are their greatest.�

Well, one issue is clear. I'm a scientist and I have extreme opinions - where's my prize?

October 7, 2007

Blessed are the first-person shooters

This is unexpected: churches across the country are sponsoring Halo nights.

Those buying it must be 17 years old, given it is rated M for mature audiences. But that has not prevented leaders at churches and youth centers across Protestant denominations, including evangelical churches that have cautioned against violent entertainment, from holding heavily attended Halo nights and stocking their centers with multiple game consoles so dozens of teenagers can flock around big-screen televisions and shoot it out.

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Witness the basement on a recent Sunday at the Colorado Community Church in the Englewood area of Denver, where Tim Foster, 12, and Chris Graham, 14, sat in front of three TVs, locked in violent virtual combat as they navigated on-screen characters through lethal gun bursts. Tim explained the game’s allure: “It’s just fun blowing people up.�

Onward, Christian commandos! I guess it's a logical progression from animated vegetables, trashy novel series, and rock music to violent video games, though it seems like there should have been a line drawn somewhere. What teenage male could resist a well-organized fiesta of digitized gunfire in a place his parents are more than happy to let him go? Especially if he's too young to buy the game himself?

Ironically, the glorification of violence isn't the only thematic issue that seems like it should give church leaders pause:

Complicating the debate over the appropriateness of the game as a church recruiting tool are the plot’s apocalyptic and religious overtones. The hero’s chief antagonists belong to the Covenant, a fervent religious group that welcomes the destruction of Earth as the path to their ascension.

Imagine the struggle of parents who don't want their kids to go to Hell, but have trouble telling them not to go a to a church-sponsored event, because that event is an orgy of pixelated bloodshed where the gamers will try their damnedest to stop a bunch of (fictional) end-times fundamentalists from ruining the planet. What's next?

“If you want to connect with young teenage boys and drag them into church, free alcohol and pornographic movies would do it,� said James Tonkowich, president of the Institute on Religion and Democracy, a nonprofit group that assesses denominational policies.

Hey, my church offered free alcohol; I grew up Catholic. But then, I was also taught my halo had to be earned. As for the smut, I guess one route is to develop Abstinence Porn, which would be even more platonic than softcore. Sounds hot. Of course, you could also stick to the real thing and use the same logic as with the video game. It's just on a TV screen, it's not real sin - see how she's faking it? Jeepers.

October 5, 2007

Don't send gifts to me via UPS

Why are people in brown shirts always ruining the world?

Early this week, I bought myself some birthday presents on Amazon.com. I wanted them for the weekend, so I sprang for the two-day UPS air shipping, with a scheduled delivery of Friday (today).

I came home to find two slips from them on the door of my building (one only had the first initial of my first name for some reason), saying they needed me to sign for the package in person, even though it's just a bunch of CDs. But I can't do that when I'm not home, and like most people I'm not home during the business day. According to the little slips, the next time they'll attempt delivery will be while I'm in a meeting on Monday - they can't come on Saturdays because there's a good chance I might not be at work that day and then they'd have to deliver it. Now I'll probably have to find a way to get to their headquarters by bus.

Next time I'll use the Postal Service. Even a turnaround of 5-8 days may well be faster than however long it will take me to get this package next week. And the USPS is more than happy to leave a box next to my mailbox inside the building - sometimes I'll even find one right outside the door to my room.

My favorite part is what it says on the website if I try to track my shipment: "Your package has experienced an exception."

OMG! Stealing is teh illegalz!

Arrr! It turns out that even though everyone's doing it and no one expects to get caught, piracy is technically illegal.

The jury of six men and six women deliberated less than five hours before deciding that Jammie Thomas, operating under the user name "Tereastarr" on the Kazaa file-sharing network, copied or distributed all 24 songs for which the companies sought compensation, and it set damages at $9,250 per song.

Okay, $9,250 is more than any song is worth. But then, Ms. Thomas was the one who refused the initial fines in the thousands and took the case to court, where she thought she could evade justice by being tech-savvier than the recording industry. Replacing a hard drive isn't savvy, Jammie.

What troubles me is just how vehemently people seem to feel like it's their right to shoplift online. For example,

it's not about "protecting the artists" or copyright infringement... it's about money and power which these RIAA goons have in their clutches and they don't want to lose it. They'd rather wipe their a$$es with every single person they can hack underhandedly. Run and hide 12 year olds, and middle-aged soccer moms, and cranky old men, because you're next! ... Posted by: WTF!! | Oct 4, 2007 2:51:34 PM

I don't get it. Artists (or the corporations that employ them) are in no way obligated to provide their services for free to anyone who feels like listening. If an album is that great, why aren't you willing to pay for it? And if you do choose to break the law, don't cry foul when you're nabbed. That's the risk you knew you were taking. Part of civil disobedience isn't running from the law; you're supposed to confront it if you think it's wrong.

October 4, 2007

Dobson for President!

Yeah, I mean it!

As you might have read, (Vice) President Cheney made a quick visit to Utah last weekend. He visited a very secretive meeting of a very secretive organization called the Council for National Policy, which would seem to be a cabal of several hundred religious conservative leaders from around the country, though the membership list is confidential, the meetings are closed to the public and the press, and members are discouraged from talking about it.

Anywho, one prominent participant in the recent meeting decided he'd go public about one thing that happened there:

If neither of the two major political parties nominates an individual who pledges himself or herself to the sanctity of human life, we will join others in voting for a minor-party candidate.

This proposition didn't garner a consensus, but there was apparently some agreement. So if the Republicans fail to nominate someone evangelier-than-thou (John McCain is already a step ahead in the pandering dance, which seems to be his thing now), such as a Mor(m)on or a thrice-married sometime cross-dresser who used to cohabit with a gay couple and thinks he's qualified because something bad happened on his watch, they may just start their own party.

I hope that happens. Why? First, it would steal votes from the GOP like Ralph Nader used to steal from Al Gore. The system is rigged to keep things nice and simple by preventing third parties from winning the presidency. Second, if the fundamentalist herd threw its mass entirely behind this new candidate, the winning president wouldn't owe them anything, even if he's a Republican. Third, if the theocratic lobby went to all the trouble of separating itself from other electoral forces, Divine Right's defeat in a fair election would be an abundantly clear sign that America doesn't feel like going back to the Dark Ages.

So if this new party were to form, who might they pick for leader of the formerly free world? Well, maybe that's what this unabashed leak in the NY Times is about. This could be an all-too-subtle way for Jim Dobson, probably evangelical conservatism's most prominent lay member, to throw his halo in the ring. All he needs now is a running mate. May I suggest Ted Haggard? I understand he's looking for work, and he doesn't mind being the bottom in a two-man operation.