Objet trouvé, de mon courriel
I don't know what you've been telling them, but I seem to get a lot of advertisements for the same product in my e-mail. [Warning: not work-safe]
This one is just too good to miss, though. Somewhere, a chubby, pasty-faced dork is patting himself on the back (or something) not just because he came up with this gem, but because he got paid for it too.
Here it is, in all its simplistic-but-strict-metric-and-rhyming-pattern glory (hyperlinks removed).
Let her flower blossom with passion
By Cathy N. Lyon (Cathy@rccl.com)
Received from 125-27-107-199.adsl.totbb.net
Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:55:24 +0700
To Wilma N. Yoder
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