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Weekend Break Down

This weekend:

Friday:
Went to work, made shit, got off at 11:00 and then went to the bowling alley for Ananda's 22 birthday. When I got there she was already pretty drunk, and then she saw me. She came running over so fast and gave me a huge around the neck and would not let me go until I almost passed out from oxygen deprevasion. During that time she started to bawl her eyes out and I did not understand why, she would not talk to me, but my sholder got a nice soaking. I found out later on she thought I was not comming because I was about a half hour later then I told her I was going to be. HELLO I WORK AT A RESTAURANT... EVERY TIME YOU FORCE ME TO SAY WHAT TIME I AM GOING TO GET OFF IT IS AN ESTIMATE.

Anyway I went and bought her a Strawberry Kamakakzie and perhaps that was a mistake because the next thing I know she has her head down on a counter top and we are being kicked out of the bar. So her boyfriend ended up carring her out of the bar because she could not walk and then she layed in the parking lot for 15 minuets crying "I want my Dave" (her brother). When Dave finally came outside he was attacked and her shirt was soaked for about 20 minuets. "This is my brother". Until Ananda saw a Doge Ram and asked, "Is that an F150?" No Ananda its a ram. "That better not have a fucking hemi" The same few sentences were repeated about four times.

We finally got her to her boyfriends house were she had sobered up a bit more and we sat around playing Monopoly until she spilled her wine all over the board. Excuse me I thought she had, had too much to drink and that is why we were being kicked out of a freaking bowling alley. At that point I had reached my weekend breakdown quota so I left.

Saturday:
Jenny and I went out to Williams which is in uptown by uncommon grounds. It was a pretty cool place, they have awesome french fries.

Sunday:
Went to my grandmas house which was pretty good, then afterward went to uncommon grounds with Katie and Tony. After that they both wanted to go out to the 90's so we went there. I had a few drinks did some dancing blah blah blah. Nothing to exciting happened while we were there, but it was still a good time.

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