Nothing Like a Warm Scrotum!
I am thinking perhaps all gay people should be moving to Canada.
If you have not already heard Canada will more than likely be the first country to redefine marriage to be between two people who love each other, whether they be one man and one woman or two men.
I also just heard that all you lap top users better not be using your lap top on your lap because the heat that your portable computer gives off could effect your ability to successfully reproduce. However if you are like me and you, A) don't plan on having kids or B) if you have kids plan to adopt, please by all means enjoy the way the laptop slowly warms your scrotum!
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Great article in regards to the scrotal temp increase causing reproductive problems. After reading the article on WebMD, I don't agree 100% with the data. With a projection of 90 million laptops to be used worldwide by 2005, we should really go into business selling nut coolers or something like that. A dollar a piece, we could easily make $90 million.
If you read the study on WebMD, how would you like to be the test subject? LOL..getting you scrotal temp checked every 3mins.
Posted by: Blaine | December 10, 2004 12:32 PM
One more comment...maybe the heat from the laptop is what creates gay people?! I'm sure there are studies in the works for that already.
Posted by: Blaine | December 10, 2004 12:34 PM
Blaine I think you may be onto something because I for one like the warm fuzzy sensations caused by a heated lap top battery!
Posted by: Dan | December 14, 2004 09:35 AM