Goldy's Present
Goldy The Gopher was spotted outside Coffman Union on Wednesday handing out little pieces of paper about becoming a leader. Also being passed out were little dumb-dumb suckers, yummy.
Unfortunately that is not the only thing Goldy left for his fans. As I was walking towards the front doors of Coffman Union I almost stepped on something. Looking down at it, it looked it could have been either a cigar butt or a small piece of Gopher poop.
Whatever the item is, litter or excrement, it remains where I found it on Wednesday afternoon. The only thing that has changed about this item is its appearance. It seems as though some poor unfortunate college student had the misfortune of stepping on the excrement and dragging it around campus.
What is the world coming to when people do not pick up their pets defecation leaving it for others to step on? I believe there is a law regarding such conduct and I for one would like to speak to Goldy's owner.