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Is The Sexual Drought Over?

This weekend was both incredibly bad and alright at the same time, it all has to do with Friday.

As I was driving home in my lovely year 2000 mazda 626 something horrific happened. I was switching lanes to pass someone, when suddenly my car started to make a god aweful noise. Later my check engine light came on and I found it indredibly hard to drive. My car broke. I just took the car in today and I guess it was something with the exhaust pipe. So nice of someone to to have told me there was something wrong with it before.. I mean come one the people rotating my tires should have seen that one coming. It turns out there are a few other things wrong with the car. There is something about a fuel compressor, which would explain why it is hard to start my car sometimes. I also need to have my fuel filter replaced because it is leaking, new spark plugs (because they have never been replaced), and my transmission needs to be flushed and cleaned out. Most of these things are something that I really should have been told about before when I would go to get my iol changed, yet the mechanics magically forgot to tell me about them....DAMN YOU FIRESTONE!!! In total it looks like everything will be over $1,000.00 Not including whatever I can get on my warranty.

Friday night I thought I needed a little chearing up so I went to the 90's with McBrea and some of her friends. Whose a little hottie??? Dan is a little hottie. I got hit on by two different people that night, that never happens. The first one is Zach the incredibly hot bartender, he bought me a drink because as he said, "You're way to cute to charge you for that." The second one was this guy Tommy. One of Tommy's friends came up to me because Tommy was too shy, so I went over there and talked to him for awhile. They ended up hanging out with us the rest of the night. I usually would not have talked to the kid at all, but I felt that I needed to start being more open, it is also for that reason I did something else I don't normally do...I gave Tommy my phone number. right after I did that McBrea comes up to me and tells me she gave Zach my phone number as well and that he said he was going to call me.

I really do not expect any of these guys to call me and so far they have lived up to my expectations. However, if they live up to the 3day rule I think I may hear from one of them today...I'm not holding my breath.

All this attention I got on Friday leaves me wondering...Is the sexual drought over?

Comments

Dan, you whore! Sorry about your car, ya whore! Love Ya!

First of all, It's always good to know you're still alive. Although I know nothing of you, it seems very unfortunate about your vehicle. Next to that, Way to party it up! You go DAN!

No worries, I'm not a stalker. *cringe* That scares the hell out of me. Plus, that'd just be stupid. See ya later though. :D

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