Horrific Horoscope
Here is my horoscope for today according to MSN.com. I like to read horoscope occasionally, however it is not something I put a lot of stock into. I have one big problem with some of these horoscopes including mine for today. My comment will be made in bold.
"You might feel a little out of sorts in your romantic relationship today, Dan ."
Oh really I had no clue I was in a romantic relationship today, or any day for that matter. Please tell me who this individual is and why haven't they called me latley? Wow I guess I kind of do feel out of sorts in my romatic relationship considering I didn't even know I had one. AND HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?
"You could be worried about your partner's loyalty or wondering if the two of you are completely compatible."
Yeah I am a little worried that this fictious person may be cheating on me because, like I said, they never call. It's like I hardly see them anymore...O wait, I don't. Maybe we just aren't compatible...Oh shit. Damn you MSN horoscope, you're right again!
"Don't forget that you need to have friends outside your relationship, too. One person can't be expected to fulfill all of your needs and interests. Don't panic today. Try to concentrate on better communication and compassion."
Hey our lack of communication is not my fault, I mean how can I communicate with the guy if he has never given me his phone number, let alone introduced himself.
"You might want to tell your partner about some of your concerns."
Comments
Dan-
Very interesting post! I would like to speculate that you were logged in under your MSN profile, therefore, it would have your name?!? If this isn't the case, someone must be really out for you! Good luck figuring out your stalker, if thisisn't the case!
-Blaine
Posted by: Blaine Anderson | April 30, 2005 01:38 AM
In all honesty, it asks you to type in your name when configuring your horoscope, so that is how the MSN knew my name.
Posted by: Dan | May 2, 2005 11:01 AM
I live at 34668 Commonwealth in Seattle. Been up here before?
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