Hate Mail
WOW!!!
The hate mail is seriously just rolling on in on my comment boards along with a shit ton of spam from stupid people with stupid websites. Anyways because I think the hate mail is important enough to not be hidden in the confines of the comment board, I am bringing it forth to shareth with the world.
"so who made you lord and master over What Floor Space Belongs To Whom, anyway?
advice:
concerts are for enjoying music. it kinda sounds like all you got out of the experience was an excuse to bitch about Other People- and so far as i can tell, all they were doing was... enjoying the music, unless one of these white dreadheads pissed in your gas tank on their way out or something.
for the immediate future, you should probably stay home behind your keyboard until you've developed enough social graces and thick skin to go out in public without developing complexes about how other people's hair looks.
p.s. my livejournal gets more comments than your blog, and that is pretty goddamned sad, son."
----Thank you for placing a comment on my blog. I really enjoyed reading what you had to say, and I am not lying when I say that I chuckled out loud.
----I am assuming that you stumbled onto my blog by accident, perhaps a google search? Anyway the entry you read is like many others on my blog. I like to take minor annoyances and blow them out of proportion. My sense of humor is very sarcastic, and dramatic, so when every now and then I like to write entries that reflect that; not knowing this about me (actually NOT KNOWING ME AT ALL) I can see how you may be upset.
----As for your comments about your livejournal having more comments on it then my blog. Thats fine, I don't write on here to compete with people to see who can get the most comments...Only people with extremly small sexual organs do that. Enjoy jerking your mini dill sized pickle!
"Um, yea. Never mind that white people had dreads LONG BEFORE blacks did (in terms of a desired hairstyle). Or that most of my dreadie friends and myself wash our hair several times a week....and most of us don't smoke pot or call ourselves "hippies" And yes, I am a white girl with blue dreadlocks. If you don't like other people, don't leave your house."
---Thank you for commenting. I did not know that you could wash your hair and maintain the dreadlocks...Its good to know. Thanks again.
"I can refer you to someone who says the best-smelling hair he's ever smelled in his life was dreadlocks."
---This one again is making reference the fact that you can wash your hair and maintain the dread style, which I did not know...Two things in regards to your friend:
---1. "I can get look at T-bone by sticking my head up a bulls ass, but I'de rather take the butchers word for it"
---2. I can't help but wonder if he would enjoy the smell emitted by me sitting on his head and expelling the worlds most retched fart...."Things that make you go hmmm."
"you suck at life. go pee your pants."
----I seriously almost did!!!! Thanks for the laugh, now people are looking at me like I am crazy!!
Alright thats all the hate mail for today, and all joking aside I seriously thank you for reading my blog and taking the time to comment. Your comments have been both infomative and hilarious!!!
Thanks Again
Dan
Comments
You're a big gay queer!
Love, Katie
Posted by: katiedisco | October 13, 2005 04:26 PM
dont know who you are dude but you are FUNNY. i like how you answer those dudes. anyways i'm bord and that is why i'm here reading you're thingys. that's all i gotta say right now k. bye
Posted by: pascalle | June 24, 2006 11:04 PM
Cheese grinder
Your tongue
Lemon juice
Salt
Love, Lash
Posted by: Lash | February 6, 2008 06:36 AM