Diary of Dan Frank

Friday May 20, was the re-virginzation tour.

I started the day out by going over to my normal hair place, Daulton for Hair, where I saw my normal hair girl, Queenie. She did a fabulous job, I got my hair cut and we added blonde highlights.

After that we went to my house to meet up with everone else. Then we made our way to the southdale mall to look for some new clothes, I found nothing.

After southdale we went to MOA, I bought a shirt at Hollister, which I later returned because I spent far too much money at my new favorite store, Metro Park.

After the park we went into a few more stores, and then left for my place so we could all get ready for dinner. We decided on Houlihans.

After Houlihans we went to the liquor store to get supplies for the after bar, and then made our way back to my house before going to the MOA to take light rail into Minneapolis.

The first place we went was the Gay 90's. Where I had a few good drinks. Zach the bartender who I went out on a date with was working there, and I am sure he saw me, good thing I was looking hot!

Apparently I was not hot enough for anyone to hit on. This was a little sad because Tony did make out with two people while we were there and the slutty bartender Zach asked for his number...Don't worry, Tony is a good friend and he did not give Zach his number.

After that it was over to the Old Chicago, where I had a few shots and some other drinks. At 2:00 we were kicked out and we waited outside for a cab to take us home. Our cab driver was totally cool, and let us smoke in the cab!

When we made it home we started the after bar, unfortunatly one of us (not myself) was too drunk to drink anymore and some people ended up taking care of this person, so only a few of us were drinking. Shortly after that everyone decided they wanted to go to bed, but not Katie and myself....Oh no, we stayed up until 6:00am when we heard the birds chirping and the saw the sun rising.

Overall it was a great time, although next year someone else is planning the night for me....that is unless we end up having to have a Dan finally got laid party. Well some one can plan that for me too.

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Last night NBC aired Hercules. I had never heard anything about this show being aired until the day before, however I'm glad I watched it. Not only because I like the story of Hercules, but also because the man playing Hercules, Paul Telfer, is incredibly good looking.

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At last, last semester has come to an end. I can't believe how busy I was during it all, its nice to finally be able to just sit around and do nothing. I start may term at the U of M in one week. This is where I will finish my language requirement. After that I take my math course, which I am thinking, now, I should have taken it over at Normandale or Inver Hills because those math courses tend to be easier...O well I am taking it SN anyways.

On Friday night, when I got off of work a few of my co-workers and myself went over to Old Chicago to have some drinks and play some buck hunter (new guilty pleasure) and also some darts.

In the game of darts I was on a team with one of the managers and we kicked everyones ass. It was great to win. I go a little too drunk and had someone take me home, it was a good time.

On Saturday we decided that we had so much fun on Friday night that we should go back to Old Chicago and play us some more darts. We ended up going to Josh's house for an after bar, which was a lot of fun, although Josh's apartment just happens to be across the street from where my Granpa is buried.

On Sunday I went to my Grandma and Grandpa Frank's house. That was fun. After that I went home and went to bed since I was so tried from the night before.

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"Give it to me
oo oh.. yeah yeah yeah yeah...oo oh.. yeah yeah yeah yeah

I'm so addicted to the loving that you feeding to me
Can't do without it, this feelings got me weak in the knees"
-Mandy Moore

I'm so excited, my last final is in just a few short hours, then this hellish semester is over!!!!

"You know who you are
you're love's as sweet as candy
I'll be forever yours
love always
Mandy"

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What is a re-virginization?

A re-virginization occurs when someone has gone so long with out any sexual contact from a person other than themselves that they become a born again virgin. This means that it has been so long since this person has gotten laid that their virginity actually grows back!

What is happens on a re-virg tour?

Basically a little beautification, some shopping, and a hella lot of drinking.

Who is the poor mother fucking soul and how long has it been form them?

I hate to admit this but the poor soul is me, Dan Frank! On May 20, 2005 I will be celebrating my second re-virginization. (actual date unkown, secong re-virginization is based off a one year re-virginization period...Meaning one must wait one year to be re-virginized)

By the way I feel the need to add that if you think I am a really sad individual because I have gone two years without sex, then your a slut! Also by posting this on here I am not asking for someone to freak my freak. I'm not into hookups, as the last two years would indicate...BIOTCH!

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While I was walking to my first class today I happened to look down at my jeans and I noticed that my fly was open. How embarassing; here I had been on campus for about an hour, and the entire time the "barn door" was open. I really just want to crawl inside a whole and die.

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I woke up this morning to the sound of an unfamiliar buzzing noise, I had no idea what it was, or that it was an hour late in waking me up.

You probably have guessed that this buzzing was an alarm clock, and that it was unfamiliar because I did not sleep in my own bed last night... Now don't go getting all excited for me, I am still a born again virgin.

Last night when I got off work I saw I had missed a call from my good friends Katie and Tony. It tunred out that they were having a few people over for beverages. So I gave them a call to thank them for the invite, however I had school in the morning and would not be able to go. Long story short, I ended up going anyways because who the fuck am I to turn down a party invite??? No one thats who.

When I got over there and the drinks were being poured down into my belly, I found it hard to stop drinking. The two beers I was planning on turned into many more than that, and a few shots as well.

Obviously there was no way I was going to be able to drive myself home, and so I had a few more drinks and then went to bed. Katie was nice enough to share her bed with me, because their friend Barb was sleeping in my usual bed when I stay the night over there.

Katie set her alarm clock for 5:00 am so that I had time to get up and shower, either at their place or at my own house. The alarm went off an hour late, so I had to book it home in order to be able to take a shower and leave for school in time.

I did get to school on time today so it all worked out in the end...This has been another pointless story that no one cares about, brought to in part by Duff Beer and The Diary of Dan Frank..."Mmmmm beer"

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Basically I am updating because no one in the "Friends of Frank" section is updating their blogs. Presumably this is because it is the week before finals, however that does not seem to be stopping me now does it?

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