January 10, 2005

Dead Squirrels

Dear Spirit of a Generation,
I am now a happy owner of my own blog after mentally being pushed off a cliff by a friend's blog: today he thought he would write about a recent trip to Cabellas and describe all of the stuffed animals. I've got no problem with that.... everyone loves animals with fake eyes glued in their heads... but he failed to even suggest all of the wonderful ways the animals could be arranged in little squirrel tea parties, rabbits at the ice-capades, lemurs working the drive through at McDonals, or penguins folding pillow cases at a Chinese Laundromat. There comes a time when you can sit back no longer and watch all the e-injustices facing modern man. Today was that day and I am proud to say I stepped up to that plate and took a thimble shot of a squirrel's espresso--that bittersweet flavor of freedom.

Hellow and welcome to my extended entry. This is a place where I extend upon my entries.... which is something I personally feel quite shy and dirty talking about.

Posted by hans1995 at January 10, 2005 11:13 AM
Comments

Nice update!

Posted by: Eric Webster at January 10, 2005 11:51 AM

I heart Walter Potter!

Posted by: Eric Webster at January 10, 2005 11:53 AM

shy and dirty?

Posted by: Sherman at January 10, 2005 09:18 PM

if there are squirrley espresso macchiatos I may be sold...-h

Posted by: heather at January 11, 2005 04:15 PM

Hanson may have coined a phrase,
e-injustice, and given us an illustration of one all at the same time. The e-injustice is to say that penguins fold clothes at the Chinese Laundry. Everyone knows that penguins are in the rental business--tuxedos.

Posted by: Anne at January 12, 2005 03:35 PM

Hanson may have coined a phrase,
e-injustice, and given us an illustration of one all at the same time. The e-injustice is to say that penguins fold clothes at the Chinese Laundry. Everyone knows that penguins are in the rental business--tuxedos.

Posted by: Anne at January 12, 2005 03:35 PM
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