Juice glasses rock!
Danger! Those tupperwares are going to leap off and clobber someone!
Posted by: Eric at February 4, 2005 5:48 PMthat poor cupboard looks so lonely stuck in the corner by itself. it needs a friend, a rolling cabinet or, horrors, a living thing, maybe a plant or something. wait, i hear something.....
"help me. oh please help! i'm a lonely cupboard humiliated by fruit stickers."
Posted by: Sherman at February 4, 2005 6:03 PMIf you use juice glasses, you won't strain your dainty wrists.
Posted by: Eric at February 4, 2005 6:08 PMi just heard someone in the next room call your cupboard PATHETIC.
"listen to him, G. Bob! I'm pathetic. I need friends."
Posted by: Sherman at February 4, 2005 6:09 PMFirst of all, the fruit stickers are a badge of honor. There are lots of places I could put them (and lots of places people have told me to stick them), but I chose that cupboard because I like it.
Second of all, the cupboard has a great view of all the other cupboards across the kitchen from him. He gets to spend his day checking out the sexy hinges across the way. Grrrrr.
Third of all, he is right above my counter-top convection oven... which is probably my second most-used kitchen appliance. So he is the honored cupboard that gets to hold the most used kitchen items.... and he is above and below the two most commonly used appliances.... LOCATION! LOCATION! LOCATION!
Fourth of all, he actually gets more women than I do.... and that's not a joke.... more women have touched his wood than..... aaaah.... it's late. I probably shouldn't be typing now.... Oh, and death to juuuuuuuice glasses!!
Much evidence of linear programming..Placing fruit stickers in mandala formation might create more harmony. You BOUGHT Martha Stewart glasses? Egads, worse than I thought..Old fashioned,I'm sticking with my used Nutella glass collection which is almost as good as a jam jar collection, whether or not Martha screams from her jail cell..BTW, you heard that Martha LOST the jail cell decoration contest, didn'tcha? Why dirty a big glass when you can dirty a small one instead?..when they break, less glass to clean up.
Posted by: Heather at February 5, 2005 4:24 AMI think the froo-eat stickers should go on the coffee table.
Posted by: Eric at February 5, 2005 7:09 AMi think you should cover a jacket, preferably leather, with fruit stickers. now THAT would be arty. girls would love you. and your banana.
Posted by: Sherman at February 5, 2005 10:26 AMComments! Comments! Comments!
Posted by: Eric at February 5, 2005 3:03 PMWhen you get tired of your banana stickers, please send them to me. I collect them avidly!
Sam
1049 Beach Lake Drive
Yadkinville, NC 27055-5843
Remember to reuse before you recycle. However, I don't suggest putting a #4011 sticker on a plantain or red banana. That's outright deception. Therefore, recycle all your banana (as well as veggie/fruit) stickers to me. I'll send you your postage back (or whatever stuff you might collect that I have laying around my house).
Sambolino
Posted by: Sambolino at March 24, 2006 6:31 AM