February 21, 2005

Funny Elevator Smells

Half way up my elevator ride this morning, a VERY smelly guy got on for two floors. After he exited, I only had about four more floors to ride... but I didn't know if I should hold the door open extra long to help the smell escape before continuing..... or hit the close door button as fast as possible so I could get to my destination floor sooner. I just held my breath and hit the close door button. Thank God I didn't run into him at the end of the day because I'm sure he could have wilted flowers after a few more hours of ripening.

Other factors: I was wearing a down coat, which efficiently absorbs oders.

Posted by hans1995 at February 21, 2005 01:56 PM
Comments

which day of your 5 day pants wearing scheme are you on today?

Posted by: Sherman at February 21, 2005 03:08 PM

Day 1: But it's probably more like Day 1.18 thanks to that unfortunate elevator ride...

Posted by: Generation Bob at February 21, 2005 04:46 PM

Alternatively, you could have gotten off and taken the stairs, and left the stinky elevator for the next person!

Posted by: Eric at February 22, 2005 04:26 PM
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