March 01, 2005

Sergeant Firelog

Today I stumbled upon the biggest damn turd I've ever seen. It peaked above the water a good 3 inches and sat down into the bowels of porcelain at least 5 inches. Its girth surpassed a D battery. It was the kind of turd you wanted to show a friend and wonder in awe about what kinds of food can produce such a beast. The last time I saw such a marvel, my freshman roommate was pulling me into the dorm bathroom, where we stood in silent deference more deafening than the strains of defecation that gave birth to Sergeant Firelog.

Posted by hans1995 at March 1, 2005 04:15 PM
Comments

you have now joined the pantheon of graphic poop-mentioners in the blogosphere. we, your readers, are non-plussed.

Posted by: Sherman at March 1, 2005 05:04 PM

I liked hearing about your apartment, right up until now that is. Don't forget, it is possible that your mom reads this.

Posted by: Eric at March 1, 2005 08:12 PM

First of all, my mom loves talking about poop so this is the first entry of mine that would possibly interest her.

Second of all, I had to see that thing about 3-4 times today. My curiosity finally got the best of me. I could have kept it to myself if I had only seen it once.... but four times was more than I could handle.

My apologies to everyone. I just had to "get this out of my system" before I told this story in a REALLY inappropriate place.... like church.... or the grocery store.... "What do you think of these apples.... and by the way...."

Posted by: GenerationBob at March 1, 2005 11:17 PM

it's ok, GB, we're all allowed one poop post, unless we're dooce.com inwhich case we're allowed hundreds of them.

Posted by: Sherman at March 2, 2005 08:16 AM

Hi Rebecca!

Posted by: Eric at March 2, 2005 08:21 AM

Hardly seems appropriate for everyday stuff, unless it you SAW IT AT YOUR APARTMENT!

Posted by: Eric at March 2, 2005 08:28 AM

I want to read your Mom's blog

Posted by: heather at March 2, 2005 10:10 AM

I didn't know how to categorize the post.... thankfully it wasn't public transportation or my apartment. It certainly wasn't Stolen Goods.... So I guess I was stuck with everday stuff....

Posted by: Generation Bob at March 2, 2005 10:42 AM

you need a new catagory, GB. How about "Sergeant Firelog"?

Posted by: Sherman at March 2, 2005 01:09 PM

I mean, as a catagory name. you may have many such entries or excretories.

Posted by: Sherman at March 2, 2005 01:10 PM

I think you should start a band called Sergeant Firelog.

Posted by: Sherman at March 3, 2005 09:07 AM

If it's a band, maybe Sgt. Firelog and the Dee Dees. New catagory?- For Mom-

Posted by: heather at March 4, 2005 05:14 AM

You need a digital camera.

Posted by: Jim at March 4, 2005 10:23 AM

Click for another sighting of Sergeant Firelog.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/65343101.html

Posted by: Eric at March 28, 2005 04:45 PM
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