April 12, 2005

Frosted Flakes: Now with Dates!

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I've got a friend who is accidently dating someone. She keeps asking him to do things and he agrees because he is suffering from an excuse drought. Even worse, he pays because he doesn't want to appear like George on Seinfeld who micro-manage the bill the until everyone has paid the exact number of pennies they owe.

He also complains profusely about the frosted flakes he recently acquired. They are too sweet considering how much sugar-y juice he starts his day with (on the side, not on top of the flakes). He doesn't want to eat them any more, but feels bad throwing away the new box of cereal.

I suggested having the girlfriend sleep over until she has eaten all of the frosted flakes.

Posted by hans1995 at April 12, 2005 11:56 AM
Comments

I bet his girlfriend thinks he is GRRRRRRREAAAAAT!

Posted by: Underblog at April 12, 2005 01:33 PM

Accidentally dating someone?
SO remarkably passive...that doubt swallows me whole.
I pray to a dead Pope for a miracle-to transform oversugary flakes to courage.

Posted by: heather at April 13, 2005 02:25 AM

nice penny tiger.

Posted by: Sherman at April 13, 2005 12:04 PM
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