April 13, 2005

Flow of Consciousness

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I thought it would rain today, so I brought an umbrella that's blue unlike the orange glaze BUDGETgourmet chicken I haphazardly threw into my satchel for lunch yesterday. Would a giant box of corn pops float in the Dead Sea? Should we take a wait-and-sea attitude? Imagine the deafening sound of filling Lake Superior with Rice Krispies. Why am I so strange? Why can't I just write "Hello. How are you? I am fine. The weather here is sunny and warm" even though that's a lie. If a crocodile winks at me, will I have bad luck for 7 years every time I catch myself crying in a mirror? Why is spinach green and spinsters green with envy? Do spinsters get enough beta-carotene? What about enough ovalteen? I don’t know because I was always a square teen. My square dancing team lost the finals because my partner and I wore contrasting plaids while everyone else wore paisley. I love paisley because it reminds me of the taste of parsley. Does parsley taste like chicken since chicken tastes like everything? If that's true, does that mean Rutabaga Pie would also taste like parsley since they both would taste like chicken. So why doesn’t paisley remind me of Rutabaga Pie? Posted by hans1995 at April 13, 2005 11:16 AM
Comments

Nice art, GB! Also, did you really square dance? Did you really wear contrasting plaids? Oh please let it be so.

Posted by: Sherman at April 13, 2005 05:28 PM

As I was telling my daytime roomie (your evening roomie), I have never worn much plaid or paisley. I was, however, called "Hawaiian Shirt Stevo" in high school for obvious reasons. I look particularly stunning with Hawaiian Shirts under my white tux jacket. As for shaking my thang, I love to throw square dancing moves in with classic 90's techno music. Although I am not much for their twangy music, they had some pretty hot moves.

Posted by: GenerationBob at April 13, 2005 05:44 PM

Nice logo, GB. Looking pretty spiffy around here. I still prefer the homepage you made for your sister (handle). Can you make your site look like that?

Posted by: Eric at April 13, 2005 10:12 PM

130 comments today and you break into the all-hallowed Top Ten Most Commented List at U-blogs. Woo-hoo!

Posted by: Eric at April 14, 2005 06:41 AM
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