April 29, 2005

Where to Start?

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Sarah and I were extremely happy this week until I found out that Liarchan has a photograph of Adam in her office. Are Sarah and I ready to make the jump to office photograph?!?! Not having any pictures of me with beautiful women (just some pictures of me with friends), I was forced to photoshop a picture of Sarah and I... but I'm afraid my hacks are less believable than a Half-Mexican Pop Star. Perhaps I could meet a willing Sarah when I visit NYC this summer....
steve-amy.jpg A nice photo, but would I really wear a horizontal-striped tie?
steve-ellen.jpg We both look a little washed out from an evening of cross-stitching table runners.

Posted by hans1995 at April 29, 2005 02:41 PM | TrackBack
Comments

You are not credible to anyone who knows you without your blue hoodie.

Plus, Cher is half-Cherokee -- didn't you listen to the song?

Posted by: Eric at April 29, 2005 03:09 PM

I have tried adjusting the color of my monitor, but the sportcoat remains purple.

Posted by: Jerry at April 29, 2005 04:30 PM

Next time you raid Prince's closet, pick up one of those pirate shirts.

Posted by: Eric at April 29, 2005 05:34 PM

It's no wonder both of those women turned gay.

Posted by: Jerry at April 29, 2005 09:45 PM

when did you start dating ellen degeneres?

Posted by: Jonneke at April 29, 2005 10:28 PM

Ellen and I have been on-again-off-again for a few years. Like most women I have dated, she is so embarrassed by me that she hides behind her lesbianism so nobody will believe my stories of courtship.

Posted by: GenerationBob at April 30, 2005 11:10 PM

i am an idiot and i am lead by richard simmons

Posted by: idiot at December 7, 2005 12:11 AM
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