April 30, 2005

Don't Lore-lie to Sarah

This morning I dreamt that Lorelai Gilmore (a long-term TV crush) and I were cleaning dishes in our sink. I was teasing her that she couldn’t get chocolate milk stains off of the glasses. When we were done, our brand-new yellow dishrag had splotchy chocolate stains on it resembling Sponge Bob’s face. We (Lorelai and I – not Sponge Bob and I) were in love and it was a wonderful dream.

Is this dream considered cheating as far as Sarah is concerned?

Posted by hans1995 at April 30, 2005 11:01 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I cannot in good faith, recommend getting Sarah a brand new yellow dishrag.

Posted by: heather at May 1, 2005 01:37 AM

I don't know if Lorelai would consider you Sponge-Bob-worthy.

Posted by: Jerry at May 1, 2005 01:08 PM
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