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10 Things... OK, 9...

Due to the popularity of “10 Things”, I decided to make a list of stuff that happened to me today. But given my propensity towards pithy posts (and the looming summer malaise), I only wrote 9 things:

1. Woke up wired at 4:44am. Didn’t fall back asleep until 5:30am.
   
2. Had a dream that my roommate was demanding his birthday cake from last week’s birthday. He owed someone a baby gift and wanted to give the cake I owed him to the baby. I asked to see pictures of the 1-year-old so I could customize it to him.
   
3. Discussed the virtues of properly dispersed meat/veggies/sauce on subs. Eating V-cut bread is like playing with a loaded, deadly meat cannon. It’s all fun and games until someone gets Red Wine Vinaigrette in their eye.
   
4. Taught a dentist how to use Photoshop by pasting my co-worker’s head on General Mao and some lady I googled named “Pam”.
   
5. Heard about a tech's month long trip to Europe. Wished I would have the guts to do something similar.
   
6. Got my new computer at work. No more P.O.J. for me!!! Thank you MN tax-payers.
   
7. Saw a mentally handicapped lady wearing suspenders driving her cat around on an electric wheelchair.
   
8. Stood up a group of people (actually ignored a group of people) because I really didn’t want to go out. Antisocial, curmudgeon behavior is taking hold.
   
9. Investigated 27” TVs with a friend. His remote is larger than my TV.