October 04, 2005

The best/worst of times

Worst:

Last night I learned that many marathon runners finish the race with bleeding nipples from the friction of their shirt. Somehow, running just lost all of its glamour.

Best:

I had a fibrovascular-free banana WITH SPRINKLES today. Each colored sprinkle made me smile because it was made with real chocolate from Holland.

Food Recommendation:

Chipotle Tabasco Sauce. Same fire-eee kick of 'basco with a rich, smokey aroma that tastes like kissing grandma. Great for Fajitas, Spanish Rice or mixing in with your roommate's toothpaste.

Posted by steveh at October 4, 2005 09:23 AM | TrackBack
Comments

ROTFL

My, that's some smokey-fresh breath you have, NJM!

Posted by: Carrie at October 4, 2005 10:31 AM

you could wear a sports bra, you know.

Posted by: Shermie at October 4, 2005 12:10 PM

I don't really want to buy one. Do the satiny-lace ones work?

Posted by: GenerationBob at October 4, 2005 03:14 PM

I need to know if those were jimmies or sprinkles, if you call jimmies, sprinkles... and if jimmies and sprinkles are the same thing or different. If they are different, I need details, what are sprinkles? I know what jimmies are.

Posted by: heather at October 5, 2005 01:15 AM

I have never heard of jimmies before.... but I can describe the sprinkles I ate on my banana.... they are tiny little bits of chocolate (1mm x 1mm x 5mm) coated in sugar and bright colouring. Each one is like a poor man's M&M....

Posted by: GenerationBob at October 5, 2005 09:39 AM

Jimmies are brown chocolate. Sprinkles are parti-colored. And do NOT eat a plantain as if it were a banana. Talk about fibrovascular . . .

Posted by: Underblog at October 5, 2005 10:03 AM

after looking up plantain in the dictionary, I'm wondering where on earth UB acquired his jimmie info, my enormous Webster's unabridged doesn't define jimmies..

Posted by: heather at October 5, 2005 11:28 AM

A google search shows that UB is right for once:

Boston Online

Word Dectective (third entry)

It looks like it was a name brand at one point... predominantly found in the east coast... and usually put on ice-cream (but a banana will do in a bind...)

Posted by: GenerationBob at October 5, 2005 04:34 PM
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