
Naaaaaaaah, Hello? I am N. Erving and I guess I can answer any questions you might be having. My friend slash (/) mentor, Pickie, is on temporary leave so I am filling in for the mean time. I am most familiar with computers, science fiction and nervous twitches, but I can try to tackle some of your tougher relationship issues... not only have I been to first base with a real girl (and further with my pillow), but I am quite familiar, if I do say so myself, with the OC and Sex in the City (when my parents aren't home on a Friday night... shhhhhh..... don't tell.... no, seriously, don't tell.... please....)
N. Erving. Transmission Complete.