More fun than Mayonnaise... or at least equally fun... OK, it's less fun, but you're still reading...
On the bus today, I saw a reverse mullet with spike for the first time! (Check this one off my field guide to hair.) The front had a long, sweeping, over-grown combover that graced the man's eyebrows. The back was short 1" spikes in crispily gelled haystacks. The rest of his attire was equally contradictory: both eyebrows, corners of his lips and ears were pierced.... yet he wore a well-cared-for yuppy jacket, nice cords, and a spotless brown one-strap backpack.
Next to him was a girl in all red.... jacket, pants, gloves, scarf.... you name it, it was red.
I'm glad my glasses eventually unfogged this morning.
Posted by steveh at December 8, 2005 09:31 AM | TrackBackI'm very happy that incongruosly adorned reverse mullet w/spike haired pierced faced man saved you from having to deliberate whether sitting next to Ms.Red was a good idea. I'm also happy you have written another bus entry.
Posted by: heather at December 8, 2005 10:21 AM