More fun than Mayonnaise... or at least equally fun... OK, it's less fun, but you're still reading...
I was in bed and saw four teranchulas (the spider, I don't wont to look up their spelling) the size of grapefruits sitting in 4 huge webs down the vertical blind closest to my bed. I walked to the livingroom to see if someone had relocated the 4 stuffed tarenchulas I kept on a verticle blind in there. Unfortunately, the fakes were still there, which meant the HUGE spiders in my bedroom were real. I looked for something to throw at the spiders to see if they moved (and thus verify that they were real). I had nothing I could live without, so I started rummaging through my change glass for a penny. Suddenly two of them jumped across the room at me. I awoke as they landed on me....
Posted by steveh at January 4, 2006 12:36 AM | TrackBackeeeeee....a NIGHTMARE snippet! I would devise a combat plan for any future dream tarantulas, like, em, talking to them (or something).
Posted by: heather at January 4, 2006 02:33 AMIt wasn't a dream: The large spiders have taken up residence in your room.
Posted by: Underblog at January 4, 2006 08:55 AM
It is a known fact that eating spicy foods before sleep is wont to induce dreams of a different cholor. Avoid hot tarantchilladas after 8:00 PM and you'll be dancing on all 8 legs when you awaken to a new web in the morning.
as an expert dreamer of bugs and arachnids of all sorts i ask YOU to ask YOURSELF what's bugging you. no really.
Posted by: Dr. Sherman at January 4, 2006 09:50 AMDream Addendum:
I was talking with a top scientist about the benefits of eating cobra meat (all of their toxins clean out our system) when she suddenly flipped down her diamond-cutter eye glasses. She said when you are in FL (as we were), you ran into a terranchula every 10 miles you walk. She started looking around the ground because she could tell one was near...
Posted by: gb at January 4, 2006 09:57 AMUm, you didn't eat CHOCOLATE before bedtime did you? I hear it is sometimes responsible for Floridian reptilian tarantultillian dreams.
Posted by: Underblog at January 4, 2006 10:49 AMconversation snippet:
"teranchulas." *laughter*
"bob's, i mean steve's, thing? quite a dream, huh?"
"no, just the spelling - ter-an-chula - he's Mr. Phonetic,"
"no, he's Mr. I Can't Spell."
Egads. My skin just crawled.
Posted by: Carrie at January 5, 2006 09:40 AMhaha
Posted by: the ace #1 at May 17, 2006 05:33 PM