Monday Morning Report

Plagarissismo
I love the Monday Morning Report, so I decided to rip it off from Sherman.

Weekend Science Update
I used science to overcome my physical ineptitude!

I got a new pepper grill that had to be cured in the oven... but you had to remove the wooden handles first... as you could probably guess, I was too weak to pull them off... instead of calling some girl or my roommate, I threw the grill in the freezer. The metal shrunk. The wood stayed the same size. I successfully pulled off the wooden handles!! Hazaah! Cockeyed eat your heart out!

(un)Employment Report
Got a bill for my March benefits (if I want to keep them).
Was unable to fill out a simple U form (because I was on leave).
Looks like I am no longer an employee here.
My accounting friend is fixing everything. (She agreed that reducing your 40 hr workload by 5 hrs does not equal 0.)

Leading Economic Indicators
At Cub I bought 10 of my favorite Lean Cuisine lunches at 50% and Cub threw in a free pack of ice-cream sandwhiches. Does life get any better?

Spring Break Rock Out 2006
Spring break is a few weeks away. I have a 3 day weekend... no Comedy Shows... so I think I am going to do a big writing session. It's been ages since I worked on any of my plays/essays/poetry.

The Good Times Grill
Threw Jalepeños into my Spaghetti. Wonderful! It's like a beanless cross of Chili and Spaghetti.... Spaghilli.... even bought garlic bread to accompany the tastey delight.

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