April 18, 2006

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swear words

this weekend, i got pulled aside to talk about my "foul language" on stage. yes, me, the guy who won't even write the b, f, s, or a word on a blog entry. i guess i said "crap" and "damn" on stage, both foul-able offences. in order to avoid talking about the whopper junior i had for lunch and the lasagna for dinner, i pose this question, devoid of all side-dish references such as onion rings with zesty dipping sauce, grapes and sherbet: what do you consider swear words and how would you rank them as far as vile-ness is concerned:


Not worth including in any profanity list:
crap
damn
bastard
heck

Not suit-able for all audiences (i.e. elderly relatives):
hell

Officially swear words:
a
b

The inner ring of dante's swear circle:
s

The judas of all swear-words (barring recent discoveries):
f

Posted by steveh at April 18, 2006 7:20 PM | TrackBack