Immuniwah?

Welcome to "Let's Make a Deal"....
Host: Pick a door, Steve... 1, 2 or 3....
Steve: Two, since it's the only even door....
Host: You've won a lifetime supply of good health.
Steve: Yeah (deadpan)

Host: However, you may trade it for what's behind door 1 or 3... keeping in mind that one of those doors contains 3000 days of paid vacation time to use at your leisure.
Steve: Ooooh, tough decision. I'll trade good health for door number 3...
Host: I'm sorry. You win two stalks of asparagus held together with a rusted paperclip.... and worst of all, we'll have to take away all your immunizations.
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It's my only 'splination for my 3rd cold this season.