Furry Ears

msp is no longer safe; for riding on the metropolitian bus system is the hairiest man ever seen. imagine robin williams doing a monkey. you pervert. now think of the furriest man you know and cross him with a wildabeast.... that doesn't even begin to explain the groves of thick black hair bustling from this man's shorts, sandals, short sleaves and v-cut shirt.

i couldn't tell where his regular hair ended, neck hair began and chest hair started... it was all equally thick and luscious.

but scariest of all was the ear hair. not IN the ears, but on the ears. growing from each lobe in a perfect "c"-- a halo of black fur enshrining his face.