More fun than Mayonnaise... or at least equally fun... OK, it's less fun, but you're still reading...
Today there was a nut on the bus carrying a large papyrus bush. (Earth to loser, we don't use that to make paper anymore.) He had a fancy snap-down shirt (obviously a player), but dyed jean shorts (obviously not). And who wears a hooded sweatshirt in the summer? May he should have used the hood to hide his disheveled hair and the gleam of his eye, which could only be the sign of a misunderstood genius... or madman... His breath wafted of raisen and almond granola bars while he kept futzing over his damn plant taking up the walkway. Weirdest of all, he had orange shoe laces. THAT's what other people saw....
Posted by steveh at June 22, 2006 09:24 AM | TrackBackSounds like they saw the Onio-bomber.
we all HATE you, Spam Commenter. Go away!
ps. GB, your self-description made me laugh.
Spam commentor: you have been zapped, just like you always will be. And if you were here in person, you'd get a hug. THAT'S RIGHT: A HUG. because you are a sad, pathetic little man taking your relationship problems out on the world wide internets.
Posted by: gb at June 23, 2006 09:07 AM