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Fornication

What a week! One day I was reveling in my loneliness, the next I realized I had been fornicating every night for a year, then it hit me it wasn't much more fun than watching TV and finally everything returned to "normal"

Roomie is studying the bar and had the legal definition of fornication on a flashcard. There's the obvious definition and there's a second test: "a man and a women cohabitating openly and notoriously".... which I did my first year in Minneapolis! I immediately notified my former roommate and her husband reguarding the state of her purity.

Then it hit me that fornication wasn't any more fun than watching TiVo all night. So what's the point of continuing life? How is this helping my species? How do birds and bees do it without electricity?

Finally google told me that MN does not recognize the second test... so I actually hadn't been fornicating for a year.

What an emotional week.

Posted by steveh at June 23, 2006 9:52 AM